danny + law = dan(e)law

Law student. Skeptic. Inter-agency man of mystery.
Ask me anything

Theory of Dragonball: Goku is subconsciously trying to destroy Earth

This week on Theory of Dragonball, we shall look at Goku’s subconscious desire for the destruction of Earth, driven in part by his Saiyan need for a challenge.

Goku (you know from Dragonball) was sent to Earth as a baby to annihilate the population and make the planet ready for sale. At some point after arriving he hits his head, his Saiyan destructive programming is scrambled, and he becomes a force for good. For the next 9000 episodes of Dragonball/Z/GT he is Earth’s mightiest defender.

Or is he?

From the outset it’s pretty clear that Goku’s Saiyan programming is never fully scrambled. Before Dragonball begins, Goku has (accidentally) killed his adopted grandfather. During a full moon, Saiyans turn into giant destructive apes. They can learn to control this transformed form, but young Saiyans - you know the ones most at risk for running amok - usually don’t have it under control. It was in this transformed state that Goku kills his grandfather. Goku never finds this out - or at least never puts two-and-two together. Even after seeing his own son transform (Why are there giant ape tracks all over the place?).

Secondly there’s Goku’s propensity to solve problems with his fists. This is in part because most of the obstacles in his way try to use violence and intimidation to get what they want. Goku severely outclasses them in many respects and beats them into the ground. But does this solve the problem for good? Nope.

Really - the Red Ribbon Army is destroyed in Dragonball. Only to return in Dragonball Z with seven incredibly powerful androids (#16, #17, #18, #19, #20, and Cell). In one timeline Goku dies of heart failure before the androids turn up. In the other timeline he gets killed fighting Cell, leaving his eleven-year-old son to finish the job. Goku essentially puts the fate of the entire world in the hands of his child who, throughout the series, has a propensity for choking and fucking things up.

In the third season of DBZ, Goku fights and practically defeats Frieza. Frieza is cut in half by his own errant attack and what does Goku do? Goku gives Frieza some of his own energy. And what does Frieza do? After Namek explodes he gets cybernetic implants and comes to Earth with the sole intention of exterminating all life before Goku makes it back. And Frieza would have succeeded if it wasn’t for Trunks’ timely arrival.

Goku ostensibly was being merciful to Frieza, but the real reason was simple; Goku had met the only being in the universe capable of matching his strength. Without Frieza, Goku had no one who could hope to test his might. Goku didn’t spare Frieza out of compassion, but out of his Saiyan need for a good challenge. 

Goku’s confrontations with his adversaries bring out his competitive Saiyan nature. He can’t resist a physical challenge. He was engineered to be an efficient killing machine that doesn’t back down from a fight. This trait is essential to the Saiyans’ martial prowess. Saiyans become stronger after every fight, and stronger still if they recover from the point of death. This is what drives Goku - he doesn’t really care about Earth or its people. He just wants to get stronger at any cost. That’s what Saiyans do. That’s what he is.

I’m not saying Goku is amoral - he clearly loves his family and his friends. But this love does not define him. These attachments are part of what he sees is his defining trait: his ever-expanding strength. His attachments just help make him stronger by giving him an anchor. He draws strength from the people around him.

Cooperation isn’t alien to Saiyans; they’re not psychopaths after all. But it’s a mistake to look at Goku’s “sensitive” side and conclude he’s just a dumb super strong guy. He’s not. His Saiyan nature continually asserts itself. The need to fight, to destroy is something inalienable from his nature. And it subconsciously manifests itself all the time. The result is that Goku is perfectly willing (and often does) put Earth at risk just so he can get a good fight.   

The result is that, despite no longer being evil, Goku is largely carrying out his Saiyan programming at a subsconscious level. 

TL;DR - Goku is subconsciously carrying out his initial mission to destroy Earth. I could totally write a DBZ dissertation because I am a giant loser.

WHITE KNIGHT TO THE RESCUE

sidatron:

danelaw:

sidatron:

In buying a new PC for myself for my bday, I was trying hard to figure out a way to get my external HD to work on both my Macbook and PC. In the end, my HD is now corrupt. All my pictures from the past 6 years and music from way before then.

I can’t remember if I emptied out the old HD that I replaced this past winter or not. It is in the states with my parents, so I need to wait until mom can check on her computer. It should have everything except, obviously, stuff since after I bought it. Knock on wood, cross your fingers, everything please.

Soju+Chilsung and D3 now. Keunseok is taking a nap. My 5min of incoherent bawling over what happened made him realize it was Fucking Serious in Sidney World. He is going to try to also see if we can get the info recovered by someone.

Halp.

Which hard drive is corrupt? The external or the internal?

Either way, this might help. I’m assuming it’s your PC that’s being weird. Though there’s actually no real reason this won’t work on a Mac. I’m also assuming you don’t have much experience with Linux, but if you use OSX then Linux will be pretty familiar to you.

  1. Make a Linux boot CD. I use Ubuntu because it’s the easiest Linux distribution to handle - but if you have a favorite distro that has a live session (Debian does, and Solaris which isn’t actually Linux does too) use that
  2. What I do is I power down my computer, use a hairpin to open the CD tray, place the disc inside, close the tray, and power up the computer
  3. When the computer boots up it shouldn’t go to Windows, instead you should see a screen that says something to the effect of “Linux debian blah blah blah”
  4. In a few minutes it will ask you if you want to install Ubuntu, or to try it out in a live session. Run the live session - it runs Ubuntu off the CD without ever touching the hard drive. No need to install Linux
  5. A little while later you’ll come to a GUI screen that looks kind of like this
  6. Ubuntu looks a lot like OSX in some ways. The brown folder icon is your file manager: all of your partitions/drives will be listed to the left of the file manager window and will probably be unmounted. Ubuntu will prompt you to mount drives before you can access them
  7. You can also connect your peripherals/external hard drive in the live session. You can usually use the live session to move documents and stuff from a corrupted drive to an uncorrupted one 
  8. Short of installing Linux or moving system files, you can’t hurt your computer with the live session
  9. Once all your files are safe, just shut down. The next step is fixing the corruption.

Ubuntu has some pretty powerful diagnostic tools in the live session.  You can just use the SMART thing to check your drives’ health. You can also use it to fix errors (if they are fixable). With Ubuntu you usually don’t have to go into Terminal/command line, but even so, the learning curve isn’t too high.

Hope this helps!

My hero!!!

It’s the external HD that is corrupt. It will show up as a drive on my PC (saying it is corrupt & needs to be formatted) but won’t show up at all on my Mac. Another friend suggested I use Scalpel, which needs Linux. Thank you for the step-by-step, I’m going to give this a go during this weekend~

No prob! Adding this since I was assuming (1) it was Windows being problematic, and (2) you might have tried this already. In case you haven’t, and for anyone who is watching:

In OSX, inside your Applications -> Utilities folder there should be a Disk Utility program that allows you to diagnose (and repair) the problem a little better than Windows’ disk utility thing. Your external might show up there even if it doesn’t actually mount. OSX and Linux descend from the same parent, so you might make a breakthrough there.

Good luck! Let us all know how it works out. 

WHITE KNIGHT TO THE RESCUE

sidatron:

In buying a new PC for myself for my bday, I was trying hard to figure out a way to get my external HD to work on both my Macbook and PC. In the end, my HD is now corrupt. All my pictures from the past 6 years and music from way before then.

I can’t remember if I emptied out the old HD that I replaced this past winter or not. It is in the states with my parents, so I need to wait until mom can check on her computer. It should have everything except, obviously, stuff since after I bought it. Knock on wood, cross your fingers, everything please.

Soju+Chilsung and D3 now. Keunseok is taking a nap. My 5min of incoherent bawling over what happened made him realize it was Fucking Serious in Sidney World. He is going to try to also see if we can get the info recovered by someone.

Halp.

Which hard drive is corrupt? The external or the internal?

Either way, this might help. I’m assuming it’s your PC that’s being weird. Though there’s actually no real reason this won’t work on a Mac. I’m also assuming you don’t have much experience with Linux, but if you use OSX then Linux will be pretty familiar to you.

  1. Make a Linux boot CD. I use Ubuntu because it’s the easiest Linux distribution to handle - but if you have a favorite distro that has a live session (Debian does, and Solaris which isn’t actually Linux does too) use that
  2. What I do is I power down my computer, use a hairpin to open the CD tray, place the disc inside, close the tray, and power up the computer
  3. When the computer boots up it shouldn’t go to Windows, instead you should see a screen that says something to the effect of “Linux debian blah blah blah”
  4. In a few minutes it will ask you if you want to install Ubuntu, or to try it out in a live session. Run the live session - it runs Ubuntu off the CD without ever touching the hard drive. No need to install Linux
  5. A little while later you’ll come to a GUI screen that looks kind of like this
  6. Ubuntu looks a lot like OSX in some ways. The brown folder icon is your file manager: all of your partitions/drives will be listed to the left of the file manager window and will probably be unmounted. Ubuntu will prompt you to mount drives before you can access them
  7. You can also connect your peripherals/external hard drive in the live session. You can usually use the live session to move documents and stuff from a corrupted drive to an uncorrupted one 
  8. Short of installing Linux or moving system files, you can’t hurt your computer with the live session
  9. Once all your files are safe, just shut down. The next step is fixing the corruption.

Ubuntu has some pretty powerful diagnostic tools in the live session.  You can just use the SMART thing to check your drives’ health. You can also use it to fix errors (if they are fixable). With Ubuntu you usually don’t have to go into Terminal/command line, but even so, the learning curve isn’t too high.

Hope this helps!

Do not burn your bridges before you can walk on water.

Ancient Wisdom.

The Ballad of Joking Jesus

Or The Song of the Cheerful (But Slightly Sarcastic) Jesus.

I’m the queerest young fellow that ever was heard.

My mother’s a Jew; my father’s a Bird

With Joseph the Joiner I cannot agree

So ‘Here’s to Disciples and Calvary.’

If anyone thinks that I amn’t divine,

He gets no free drinks when I’m making the wine

But have to drink water and wish it were plain

That I make when the wine becomes water again.

My methods are new and are causing surprise:

To make the blind see I throw dust in their eyes

To signify merely there must be a cod

If the Commons will enter the Kingdom of God

Now you know I don’t swim and you know I don’t skate

I came down to the ferry one day and was late.

So I walked on the water and all cried, in faith!

For a Jewman it’s better than having to bathe.

Whenever I enter in triumph and pass

You will find that my triumph is due to an ass

(And public support is a grand sinecure

When you once get the public to pity the poor.)

Then give up your cabin and ask them for bread

And they’ll give you a stone habitation instead

With fine grounds to walk in and raincoat to wear

And the Sheep will be naked before you’ll go bare.

The more men are wretched the more you will rule

But thunder out ‘Sinner’ to each bloody fool;

For the Kingdom of God (that’s within you) begins

When you once make a fellow acknowledge he sins.

Rebellion anticipates timely by ‘Hope,’

And stories of Judas and Peter the Pope

And you’ll find that you’ll never be left in the lurch

By children of Sorrows and Mother the Church

Goodbye, now, goodbye, you are sure to be fed

You will come on My Grave when I rise from the Dead

What’s bred in the bone cannot fail me to fly

And Olivet’s breezy—Goodbye now Goodbye.

metheliving:

“It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.”

— Eleanor Roosevelt

To light a candle is to cast a shadow.

— Earthsea

eyesandfingers:

The first 7 episodes of Legend of Korra

posters by letseyx

OH hell yes.

Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average. 

look-at-that-bowtie:

    1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (two thirds through it and gave up)
    2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
    3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
    4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
    5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee I’ll never understand what the fuss was about.
    6. The Bible - Council of Nicea
    7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
    8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
    9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
    10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens 
    11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
    12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy OMG THIS BOOK MADE ME RAGE SO HARD
    13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
    14. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
    15. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
    16. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
    17. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
    18. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
    19. Middlemarch - George Eliot
    20. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
    21. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
    22. Bleak House - Charles Dickens if you go to law school, read this book.
    23. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy No really. I didn’t love it that much though.
    24. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
    25. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
    26. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky the greatest Russian novel by the greatest Russian novelist.
    27. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
    28. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
    29. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
    30. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
    31. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
    32. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis most of them
    33. Emma - Jane Austen
    34. Persuasion - Jane Austen
    35. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
    36. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
    37. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
    38. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
    39. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne  I liked The House at Pooh Corner better because Tigger.
    40. Animal Farm - George Orwell
    41. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - blech. Stilted writing style.
    42. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    43. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving this book is great, hilarious, and poignant. 
    44. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
    45. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
    46. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy to know him was to love him …
    47. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
    48. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
    49. Atonement - Ian McEwan
    50. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
    51. Dune - Frank Herbert  fear is the mind-killer
    52. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
    53. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
    54. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
    55. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
    56. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens 
    57. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
    58. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
    59. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    60. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
    61. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
    62. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
    63. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
    64. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas  
    65. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
    66. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
    67. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
    68. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie - I’ve actually read this but I don’t even remember what it’s about.  So it doesn’t count.
    69. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
    70. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
    71. Dracula - Bram Stoker 
    72. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
    73. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
    74. Ulysses - James Joyce - urgh too smart for me
    75. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
    76. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
    77. Germinal - Emile Zola
    78. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
    79. Possession - AS Byatt
    80. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
    81. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
    82. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
    83. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
    84. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
    85. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
    86. Charlotte’s Web - EB White
    87. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
    88. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    89. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton - I read tons of Enid Blyton books when I was a kid (her mystery novels especially) but never this one. 
    90. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
    91. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
    92. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks 
    93. Watership Down - Richard Adams this is an amazing book
    94. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
    95. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
    96. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
    97. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
    98. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
    99. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

[Lol… read 8 from that list.  Oh well.  I’ve never felt like I was missing out on all that much…]

I’m at sixty-something. Look at how well read I am </snarky condescension>

On the down side, I’ll probably never finish Pride and Prejudice. Or Ulysses. 

(Source: fellowshipofthetwat)

The Day of Black Sun (as seen from space).

This was yesterday.

It’s actually a fake but still pretty cool.

Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

More Information